Hello

Hey, hey, hey. Welcome.

I took my camera out of the bag a few days ago, and we had a conversation about what it meant to put it to work. It asked me when it would be aimed once more at cool people doing silly and strange things in the name of telling a story.

I told it that I don't talk to inanimate objects and then took my medicine. The voice trailed off shortly after, but it did leave me with some lingering thoughts.

When was the last time I rolled on something that was bigger than a "work project" or promo video?

Can't recall.

Not good.

Time to stretch a bit.

Long before most of you here knew me, I was never without a camera in hand. I have shot some super fun stuff during my time here on this rock, and I have been dreaming up this project since 2013.

Long before you even heard of me, I was writing and filming with close pals and interesting collaborators. Doesn't mean I knew what the fuck I was doing.

But I do now.

Slowly forming and shaping until my brain and skillset caught up with each other. I would say that nowadays they are a smidge closer to each other than before.

So while all that lines up, it's probably a good idea to move on this idea that's been stirring.

So, what are we doing here?

The film follows a less-than-prepared individual as he navigates the world of small-town artists, actors, and weirdos. This will be a surreal look at what it means to make art and what's "valuable" in this strange world we all adore.

There will be violence, bad words, uncomfortable scenes of sadness, and cringe-inducing moments of silence.

It will be FUNNY AF.

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